by Gary Gabbage
Terry was a YUGE pterodactyl who did stuff before he was dead. He loved to scream a lot as well. Terry drove in his sadness convertible one day and considered how weird he looked. He then decided to grovel across the floor as it would make him look normal. He was the last pterodactyl in existence so he didn’t look very normal. Groveling didn’t work, obviously. He then decided to go home to his small little lump of depression he called home.
He started boiling owl blood (his favorite snack) and considered what he would do the next day. He decided he would try to wear pants as he currently had NO PANTS!!!!!!
The next day, he rented a tuxedo for a trick and became a formal Terry. He was so formal that he was invited to a game show host tryouts for some suspicious show called “Beat the Barracudas” in which the contestant must answer the question before a mound of barracudas are dumped on him/her/it. The owners of this show were thrilled that someone as disturbing as Terry could be their show’s host. He quickly excelled at developing a very loud screeching game show voice that terrified the audience. On the first night, 5/10 of the contestants “Beat The Barracudas” and the rest were not so lucky. He was the highest payed game show host of all time.