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by bernquist

Photo Courtesy of Todd Fisk Wooden iphone Photography and Taxidermy Consulting Services.

Huge brown buffalo in his natural habitat. If you observe him closely you can tell that he is obviously exceedingly hostile and without purpose! Photo Courtesy of Todd Fisk Wooden iphone Photography and Taxidermy Consulting Services.

Hello CRABS! It is hard to comprehend that we have put two years of our time into making this blog a fixture in everyone’s wooden lives! Nevertheless today is the 30th of December, which means that Brown And Wooden, the home of all the world’s most vital and pertinent data to all categories of everything is celebrating another year in the books…the big brown books!

In keeping with the theme of our very first titanic wooden post ever, 10 Signs It’s Time To Quit Your Job, we now offer you yet another list of 10 things, 10 Unequivocal Indications That You Are In Fact A Buffalo! Have it below and thank you all for another year of whatever this is!

10 Indications That You Are In Fact A Buffalo

10. You are huge.

9. You are brown as well as huge as well as plains dwelling.

8.  When people try to approach you, you trample them to death.

7. The best part of your day is bowlfullofdeadgrass:30.

6. People try to kill you with arrows periodically.

5. No pants.

4. Your worst nightmare is a wolf who also does not wear pants.

3. You have no thoughts.

2. People eat you as a substitute for cattle meat.

1. You Directed Fahrenheit 9/11

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