Top Ten Ways to Deal With Post Holiday Depression
10. Keep eating everything. You won’t lose the 20 lbs you gained over Christmas anyway.
9. Milk a wolf
8.Grovel about on the carpet, making soft grunting noises as you consider your maxed out credit cards.
7. Drink the rest of the Carolans
6. Buy some more Carolans.
5.Go back to your job with renewed hatred and apathy.
4.Spend more time on the couch.
3.Use your couch time to fine tune your self hatred.
2.Set some realistic goals for the new year.
1. Fail at all of them within an hour.