Rare Aviary Milk

by bernquist

Rod Bucksnare here for Rare Aviary Milk, Inc., bringing you the finest in both huge prehistoric flightless and modern day common bird milks since 1992! Our milk of the day? A rich blend of brown fluff laden emu and that southern hemisphere staple, homogenized curdled cassowary! Whether you’re just out for a jog, or riding bareback on a Bactrian across the desert on a 6′ and up beige reptile hunt, this cross of two ancient flightless bird milks is sure to leave you parched and full of deep, unbridled hostility!! Rare Aviary Milk, Inc., bringing you the finest puke inducing hydratial slaughter-fare in North America and beyond!!

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